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ISO 9000 compliant. Export restrictions apply
per 1997 ECPA/SAFE/ProCODE Bills.
Of the three classes of entertainment-bot
available from the Taigkyo Corporation, the Sunrider Optimus
sets the standard for quality and durability. Dubbed "Sunrider"
because of its exceedingly agreeable disposition, the Optimus
features a completely articulated skeleton which allows for
anatomically correct positioning, an exclusive blend of the
most expensive silicone rubbers for an ultra-flesh like feel,
and offers an extensive list of options, from body type and
head type all the way down to fingernail color. Improving
on the Sunrider Nominus and Sunrider Minimus models, Sunrider
Optimus' silicone flesh is very nearly odorless. You can detect
a very mild odor: a pleasant and fruit-like fragrance.
Boasting over 10,000 micro-servos and a custom
Cray Supercomputer in his head cavity, Sunrider Optimus has
also been equipped with holographic memory, which facilitates
10 petabytes of storage, surpassing the Nominus (10 terabytes)
and the Minimus (1 terabyte). Sunrider Optimus comes with
all modern pop musical references pre-installed, and can synthesize
every style and genre at will, while simultaneously executing
any drum, percussion or singing task flawlessly in a multitude
of performance modes including but not limited to: Funky Drummer,
Bad To The Bone, Fantasy, Pop And Rock 1 through 8, Phreaky
Phreestyle and Tub Thump. These modes are self-actuated by
Sunrider Optimus' fuzzy logic Stage Vision® module.
Rounding out the feature set, Sunrider Optimus
comes standard with a pair of shortlance lightsabres, to be
used only for percussion and entertainment purposes.
It is a violation of international law to
employ Sunrider Optimus for military or gaming purposes.
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